If you honk out loud at a signal; all the cars in front of you wont suddenly give way to your highness. We, the lesser souls, are in a hurry too
If you don't know how to use something even after reading the instructions, then there is no point blaming customer service! Self help is probably not what you are good at.
If there is nothing in the refrigerator, its better to look elsewhere instead of opening it again and again in anticipation of the freezer suddenly cooking up something for you!
If your car doesn't start, it does not necessarily mean that the neighbour's evil eye has made the battery flat!
Holding an electric guitar and lip synching to Anu malik's latest chart buster, doesn't make you a rock star of Indian cinema.
When at the movies, yelling loudly into the phone does not make your voice any clearer to the person calling you.
On twitter, by 'blocking' the user & protecting your own tweets, post the twitter argument, you are not proving that you won it!
By trying the same outfit 10 times and posing in front of the mirror, you will not look any prettier than you did the first time you tried it.
Asking the same question by simply re-framing the sentence, will not always yield a different answer.
Taking your best friend's dietitian's advice to skip the 8 pm meal, will not make you any slimmer than it would by not taking the advice at all.
Food prepared at home is not always much safer than restaurant food. The worms in the unwashed cauliflowers can cause more food-borne illness than Joshi wadevale's sweat induced vada pav.
By adding an extra letter to your name, & choosing a lucky number God wont come flying out of the skies suddenly, and grant you success.
Scoring higher than your colleague in an Online IQ test does not exactly make you a smarter than him/her and you will still have to slog it out for the promotion.
