Jason Statham, God #Sameguy

Firstly, I know im not the first guy on the internet to shower praises for the greatest Hollywood action hero ever born! Infact, im quite aware that im probably one of the slowest people on the internet to realise this burning admiration for his highness, Jason Statham - The lord of pure action. But mind you, that in no way makes me lesser fan, because my awe for this guy goes beyond this blog and cannot be confined merely to these statements of praise! And it’s not just me, but anyone having watched Transporter 3 and Crank 2 will be tempted to tell the world about their overwhelming feelings of wonder and admiration for this super hero of action movies.

Most of his movies are unapologetic audience pleasers, from an actor who isn’t worried about returning to previous roles to churn out fresh films with very little or no difference in the script. There is not an iota of reinvention or innovation in the script of the sequels, nor is there much change to the role played by Statham. Yet, these are hard core entertainers thanks to Jason’s impeccable, irreplaceable style and on screen persona. 

This maybe one of the reasons for Jason Statham movies being such favorites for movie channels, since they air them more than those cola adverts! For instance, Star Movies shamelessly adds Statham movies to almost every weekend movie campaign of theirs. Because of this, I have been lucky enough to watch Transporter 3 six times. I loved the movie so much; I even downloaded the HD version from a torrent site, and am now just a few bucks away from buying the original DVD and a life size wall poster, so that I can wake up every morning and worship him! If you haven’t seen the movie.. then I safely presume that you probably don’t watch much Star movies. Jason Statham is reason enough to watch these movie channels!

If you don’t believe me, try watching a Statham movie and liberate yourself from the Misery of not knowing his greatness! Any Jason Statham movie really, should show you something that goes beyond those Gun shot sequences, car chases or spine-twisting brawls. You'll see just how easily he is a star in every move of his and the very look in his eyes. If you watch a movie like Crank (an adrenaline rush of a movie that lasts for 88 min) in which Statham plays a hitman who's injected with a toxin that will kill him if he lets his heart rate dip below the speed of light, you'll see the same hungry look that Sly stallone had in Rambo, or Sunny Deol had in Ghayal. And if you like Crank, let me tell you that Crank 2 is like Crank multiplied by Crank! It’s so full of adrenaline it will give you a head rush. I even read somewhere, that doctors have advised their heart patients to refrain from watching the movie for all good reasons.

So, here are a few facts collected about the MAN. Most of these are surprisingly true, but im sure you won’t be too surprised if you have seen a Statham movie!  

# After watching Transporter 3, God now visits the church and prays to Jason Statham.

# Jason Statham is to Action, what God is to Religion!

# There maybe many gods in this world. But there is only One Jason Statham

#In Crank, Jason got horny. Today, as a result, there are many gods!

# In Transporter 2 Jason Statham runs faster than himself! Beat that chuck!

# When Jason enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, but the darkness gets turned off automatically

# He who doesn’t like Jason Statham obviously has a death wish!

# There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Jason Statham lives in England!

# After Crank 2 and Transporter 3.. there is obviously no room for Rambo 5 in Hollywood.

# Transporter movies make most men want to turn Gay, only so that they could fantasize about Jason

# After seeing Jason Statham in Crank, Rubert Ludlum has decided not to write any more Jason Bourne books! #nochance

# When they introduced a wax statue of Jason Statham at Madame Tussauds, the rest of the statues started to melt with his sheer presence #Fact

# If Ian Flemming was alive, he would have renamed James Bond, to Jason Statham!

#Jason was given a role in ‘The Expendables’ only because Sly Stallone knew no one would want to watch the movie otherwise!

Always remember, when you go for a Jason Statham flick, you get pure testosterone filled manly action, not some cheesy arse predictable Rambo or James bond movie! For each role that he plays, Statham simply assumes that his character is a perpetually hungover badass and is more or less so annoyed at everything in the world that he could strangle the sodding camera while the movie is being shot! Statham's acting career ended with Lock stock, since then it only has been an action career!